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Oct 7, 2010 18:24:54 GMT -5
Post by concert_hero on Oct 7, 2010 18:24:54 GMT -5
I personally love to laugh and love hearing awesome (or lame) jokes.
So, let's hear some jokes!
First, my favorite lame joke of all time:
Q: "What do you call a fly with no wings?" A: "A Walk!"
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Oct 7, 2010 19:31:53 GMT -5
Post by skeletoncity on Oct 7, 2010 19:31:53 GMT -5
lame jokes are my absolute favorite in the world. the ones that i say and i laugh like a retard but nobody else does are my favorite, i can't think of any off the top of my head, but my favorite drunk/high one is: "why did the girl fall off the swing?" "cause she had no arms" i literally died laughing when i heard that.. i don't even know why.
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Oct 7, 2010 19:46:17 GMT -5
Post by concert_hero on Oct 7, 2010 19:46:17 GMT -5
Q: "What do you call 32 rednecks in a room?" A: "A full set of teeth!"
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kaitlinne
Sophomore Druggie
@DRUGSFLOFFICIAL
Posts: 161
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Oct 7, 2010 21:05:18 GMT -5
Post by kaitlinne on Oct 7, 2010 21:05:18 GMT -5
Q: "What do you call 32 rednecks in a room?" A: "A full set of teeth!" LMAO! ahahaaaahahhaahaaa.
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Oct 8, 2010 10:24:20 GMT -5
Post by CurbsideAudio on Oct 8, 2010 10:24:20 GMT -5
Why did the monster put a bunch of malards in a box? so he could have a box of QUACKERS!!!!!
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Oct 10, 2010 19:57:22 GMT -5
Post by A Cat from Hell on Oct 10, 2010 19:57:22 GMT -5
Q: "What do you call 32 rednecks in a room?" A: "A full set of teeth!" LMAO! ahahaaaahahhaahaaa. ahaha
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Oct 11, 2010 18:40:19 GMT -5
Post by xxofftheedge on Oct 11, 2010 18:40:19 GMT -5
Q. What's red and smells like blue paint? A. Red paint!
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Jeff22
Sophomore Druggie
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Oct 12, 2010 14:43:12 GMT -5
Post by Jeff22 on Oct 12, 2010 14:43:12 GMT -5
Q. What's red and smells like blue paint? A. Red paint! not cool, i told this one to a buddy of mine who's a painter and he punched me in the stomach haha
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Sean Fer Sure
Sophomore Druggie
www.twitter.com/seanasbury
Posts: 123
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Oct 12, 2010 15:11:35 GMT -5
Post by Sean Fer Sure on Oct 12, 2010 15:11:35 GMT -5
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to screw on the ceiling.
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Oct 12, 2010 17:59:06 GMT -5
Post by xxofftheedge on Oct 12, 2010 17:59:06 GMT -5
Q. What's red and smells like blue paint? A. Red paint! not cool, i told this one to a buddy of mine who's a painter and he punched me in the stomach haha he must not have a great sense of humour. xP
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Oct 12, 2010 21:34:00 GMT -5
Post by concert_hero on Oct 12, 2010 21:34:00 GMT -5
Q: What did the doctor say to the midget?* A: You'll just have to be a little patient!
*sorry if this offends anyone.
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